Reuben and Rachel

Reuben, Reuben I’ve been thinking
What a great world this would be
If the boys were all transported
Far across the Northern sea!

Rachael, Rachel I’ve been thinking
What a glad world this would be
If the girls were all transported
Far across the Northern sea!

Reuben, Reuben I’ve been thinking
What a strange world this would be
If the boys were all transported
Far across the Northern sea!

Rachael, Rachel I’ve been thinking
What a weird world this would be
If the girls were all transported
Far across the Northern sea!

Oh my goodness gracious, Reuben,
What a sad world this would be,
If the boys were all transported
Far across the Northern sea!

Oh my goodness gracious, Rachel,
What a blue world this would be,
If the girls were all transported
Far across the Northern sea!